MILLIONS TO STUDY ANT SOCIETY

Most people who devote time examining our government's budget searching for waste were perplexed upon learning that millions of tax dollars were slated to fund studies of ant society and thinly veiled studies to research the most effective ways to manipulate the opinions of the general public. I, on the other hand, could measure the duration of my surprise in a matter of nano-seconds. Given President Obama's goals and desires for America, I found his support for the study as making perfect sense. For at least forty years I've contended that communism worked fine at the insect level but it becomes evil when implemented above the level of ants and bees. With all due respect to PETA and like minded organizations, I admit to being ignorant as to whether or not, within each ant or bee colony, a population of dissidents exists whose goal is to obtain equal rights and freedom for all bugs.

Since becoming aware of the grants sponsoring the study of optimum brainwashing techniques and ant society I felt they were obviously geared on how to best structure a lasting communist society, but something did not fit. Then, it hit me like a ton of feathers. The need for these studies is not how to configure an enduring communistic superstructure for America, for that vision is already clear in the minds of Obama and his troop, but it is more a matter of how best to market their societal transformation and solving the problem of how to get rid of those annoying gadflies who still inexplicably look fondly at the likes of Thomas Jefferson. Over the course of hundreds of millions of years insects have become genetically hardwired to the drone or worker mentality, but the process of evolution, which enabled them to develop to this state has not suddenly stopped. So, I suspect what most interests Obama and his crowd is how insects purge themselves of those which exhibit mutant behaviors of individuality.

I fully acknowledge that many will view my assessment as belonging in a boxcar aboard the conspiracy rail road, but that position is only possible as a result of feeble memories and utter ignorance. I lost count years ago, as to how many times leftist legislation has been proposed and conservative opposition has been drummed out by the favorite line of the left: 'that's taking it to an extreme, that could never happen in America'. Of course, the end result of the legislation invariably and ultimately damages America more severely than its' detractors originally claimed or thought possible.

Personally, it is not that politicians treat the voting public as if they were morons that most bothers me, for clearly many are, but what truly infuriates me is that politicians are such phenomenal imbeciles themselves and to have such vile idiots look at me as if I were cognitively challenged by comparison, is what I find intolerably repugnant. And to the progressive left, simply that ant and bee societal structure has endured for hundreds of millions of years does not mean that their longevity is translatable to humans. I guess putting these thoughts to paper is my way of claiming allegiance with the handful of freedom fighting insects left in America.