Top 24 Reasons to Vote for Obama

Entire list written during campaign.
#24 It will prove white Americans are not racists, they are just retarded.
#23 Millions of Obamaites won't be able to go on their long planned shopping spree without money.
#22 Blacks won't feel as stigmatized when calling each other Nigerians.
#21. After Obama's 9/11, he can tell terrorists they really don't want to kill us, its just that they did not get enough hugs growing up because their fathers murdered their mothers because of wardrobe malfunctions.
#20. Biden can have wet dreams about LBJ.
#19. It will totally weird out Charles Manson.
#18. Hispanics will replace him, and everybody else, in four years anyway.
#17. Alien archeologists will not think the extinction of humans was something tragic.
#16. That you did is something clever to include in your suicide note.
#15. Pseudo-intellectual American communists will finally discover there is no room for them at the top.
#14. So filthy, vile, despicable foreigners will feel at one with us.
#13. We can quit being the world's policeman and become its' janitor.
#12. You don't wish to burden Gov. Palin with an impossible task.
#11. You are sick of what this country has become, and you wish to speed its' demise.
#10. People can stop fearing a comet, asteroid, or meteor impacts.
#9. You know a bloodless revolution can't save this country.
#8. Drug companies will loose billions of dollars on anti-anxiety medication sales to lesbians because Palin is not VP.
#7. More future criminals, gang-bangers, hoodlums, scumbags, illiterates, and leftists will be aborted.
#6. Police throughout country will miss out on tons of overtime.
#5. Obama won't be able to whine to Michelle that he lost because she did not let him pick Hillary for VP.
#4. The secret service will have to get off their fat lazy butts.
#3. All the communists in the State Department will have increased job security.
#2. Universal government health care will kill off enough people to make Social Security and Medicare solvent.
#1. The Constitution of the United States is too good for people.