DON'T PANIC DONKEYS

Tuesday morning and Democrats are bracing for the most unbelievable, unexpected, cast iron, monkey wrench to be thrown into their excessively greased machine that was supposed to carry them all the way to their dream of complete COMMIALISM. To all the haters of capitalism, despisers of the Constitution, and those that view the Founding Fathers as despicable self-serving scum, do not despair. You must not panic or you will only make things worse for yourselves. If Mr. Brown wins in Massachusetts, and you follow your natural instincts and falsify the vote count, delay certification, or drag your feet to seat Mr. Brown, you will only reveal too much of your true selves to an electorate who is finally, at long last, looking for corruption and wanting to do something about it.

I realize I am asking the seemingly impossible of liberals and certainly something they have never exhibited before: Patience and a rudimentary grasp of history. Impatience not Republicans, has always been the self constructed obstacle to the far left agenda, and though I am certain that one can't be an honest student of history and a liberal, Democrats must dig deep and find the strength to at least trust in history. History has shown while Republicans may briefly agree to a return to their roots of fiscal responsibility, balanced budgets, strong national defense, and a re-affirmation of the concept of right and wrong, it wont last for long. So, to all liberals, don't abandon ship even if Mr. Brown wins or even if there is a massive shift of power later this year, because your chance will come again and thanks to your phenomenally successful destruction of education, your elimination of a free press, and that too many Republican politicians have accepted ethical guidance from liberals, your next chance to turn the United States of America into something unrecognizable will come sooner than later.