OBAMA GETS HELP FROM MORE ACCOMPLISHED LIAR

Don't look now, but whatever political leverage Bill Clinton had yesterday, it just got a Mega-dose of HGH. Arguably the most skilled liar in American political history has just bailed out President Obama and I trust, in good ole' Chicago tradition, he was well paid. I don't know if Obama and his lawyers, otherwise known as the Justice Department, have decriminalized their offer to Sestak by getting Bill Clinton to claim he made the offer, at the request of Rhom Emanuel, they have at least added a layer of insulation to Obama's coat of many colors. Mr. Clinton, who we all remember as the man who taught Websters a thing or two about the word is, has moved up two additional syllables, more specifically, to the word, bri-ber-y.

As much as I would like to have Washington, D.C., filled with intelligent, decent honorable men and women, times like these make me thankful that politicians themselves have not escaped the effects of their war on education. I shudder to think how much worse off we would be if politicians were not significantly more stupid than the public in general. Admittedly, thanks to the one time guardians of truth, now the Obama information bureau,(aka the media) most Obama supporters will not even hear of this latest example of the Obama administration's pathological lying, nor would they care even if they did, but those in possession of a hand-full of brain cells see this latest spewing from the White House for the steer manure that it is. While I am aware that three or four politicians, with the aide of intense tutoring, could in fact pass a second grade curriculum, I am equally confident that the collective brain power and political know-how of the Obama administration is inferior to that of the cast of "Spin City".

Given the similarities to Spin City and the Obama administration, I still find it difficult to believe that anyone could sell a sit-com to network executives entitled "Al Capone goes to Washington". Perhaps, however, a successful drama depicting the Obama presidency is not that far-fetched, after all, the "Sopranos" was highly rated. I guess the only real obstacle to a program that accurately depicted the Obama presidency would be the total absence of a character with any likable or endearing qualities.

I am not without sympathy for Obama and his gang, however, for it must be unimaginably stressful and frustrating to always have to keep coming up with feeble-minded fabrications to explain their unintentionally transparent Chicago style of governing. I suspect the entirety of the Obama administration goes to bed nightly and dreams of the day that they can once again utilize Al's favorite and most frequently utilized solution to any problem. I wonder at times, if Obama, just to keep morale high, reminds his lieutenants and assorted wiseguys that once his fundamental transformation of America is complete, they will not have to continuously compose fairy-tails, or leave their problems above ground.

There is one group of people in this country I do not have any sympathy for however, those that have swallowed the bat guano from the Obama administration and the media from day one. And only one thing prevents me from asking all of them to think again: the required presupposition that they have something to think with.

AFTER ALL, ITS JUST A BEAUTY CONTEST

I don't watch beauty contests in general, only catching brief moments as I run through channels. After all, I am a man with a remote. However, I have long found the politics surrounding them intriguing. Undoubtedly, last nights victor was not unattractive but as is customary, she was anything but well spoken. She indeed may have been fair in appearance but she failed miserably in understanding questions, much less, fielding them. I find such contests reminiscent of Olympic judging in boxing and figure skating. For decades, American boxers would pummel their skanky Cuban counterparts but judging always favored the little middle-aged amateurs, and no matter how many times she fell on her ass, the veteran Russian figure skater always eked out a win over the young American upstart that skated a perfect routine. While subjectivity is impossible to completely eliminate, I would like to know where it is written that gays and lesbians are the best judge of female beauty. Just once, I'd like to see a beauty contest judged by a panel made up entirely of heterosexual males. Granted, finding that many heterosexual males in today's entertainment industry may be a daunting task, but if such a panel were compiled, I'm confident that political agendas would not enter their minds as they ogled the contestants. The only obstacle then to an impartial assessment of each contestant would be the result of drool marks obscuring judge's score cards.

Last year it was gay marriage, even though a contestant expressed an identical opinion to President Obama's, she was crucified and came in second, and this year, the would be winner expressed support for Arizona trying to battle extinction itself. Bias has become so blatant that the transparent cow towing to the middle east, given the winner was a Lebanese Muslim is minor by comparison. Is it not enough that we now have a president that holds the great heritage of this country in contempt, identifies solely with our enemies, and has surrounded himself with like minded individuals? Must we be constantly reminded that our country is dying even when we are just seeking a moment or two of light, relaxing entertainment?

One would be hard pressed to find any law that does not have the potential for abuse and any law that already has not been abused in some fashion, but this does not mean we should wipe all statutes off the books. It is quite clear that progressives wish to hog-tie any examples or efforts at capitalism but want to deregulate and/or decriminalize late term abortions, breaking into this country, rape, (unless the accused perpetrator is a young, white, privileged class, lacrosse player) , racism and discrimination(against whites), and of course any form of bestiality, including tying yourself to a hog.

After all, its just a beauty contest. And if a contestant that has not just returned from a tour of duty with the Peace Corps, or that doesn't whine for world peace, or doesn't sound like a disciple of Rodney King's gets judge's butt floss in a twist, then simply tell every contestant what to say. Or better yet, dispel with all hypocrisy by lobotomizing all contestants, removing their larynx's, and mandate that all talent programs involve a brass pole.

ARIZONANS UNWILLING TO GO THE PATH OF THE NOBLE RED MAN

Hollywood has long promoted the image of the noble American Indian; however, residents of Arizona, in an act of unimaginable courage and defiance, have said to the Federal authorities, that they will not take another step on their own "trail of tears". Many historians have said if American Indians had only a unifying figure, their own Genghis Khan, if you will, the 'White Horde' could have been turned back. But native Americans were broken into tribal groups who often warred against each other and never possessed sufficient communications between the tribes, or produced that one leader that could focus all American Indians against their greatest threat. And, clearly, the Great White Chief, in Washington, wants to prevent any unification of Americans against the Horde invading our country today. I must admit to surprise that citizens of Arizona beat Texans to the realization that the Federal Government has broken the treaty with Americans but, hopefully, Texas and other states will soon follow.

Quite predictably, Obama is spreading as much rhetorical manure over Arizona as possible, and, given the composition of his administration, Obama's supply of crap is potentially infinite. Obama's goals are simple and transparent: portray citizens of Arizona as bigoted, racist white trash and fertilize the crop of American hating, soon to be legal liberal voters, swarming in from our southern border so he can better cultivate his transformation of America. Personally, I've grown nauseated by the grotesquely feeble contentions from those who would destroy this nation: "We are a nation of immigrants," and "They do the jobs Americans refuse to." To the first mischaracterization, America was once a vast unsettled wilderness and people came to become part of the American dream, not to invade and reclaim the country for England, France or Spain. Or, to come to this country to rape its prosperity in hopes of changing America into that which they fled. The second leftist regurgitation is obscene and false. Virtually every time the government has thrown a bone to the public by deporting a businesses workforce en mass, American citizens have lined up in force for the jobs.

Throughout the Southwest, illegals have sucked public services dry. I am confident that if just the illegal immigrant drain on hospitals, schools, and social services within states of the southwest, did not exist, budget shortfalls amounting to 900 million to 35 billion dollars would virtually disappear. But this is not something the left considers relevant.

To all those that still grieve for the noble red man having suffered genocide at the hands of White America, that historical racial cleansing is nothing compared to that which is ongoing today in America. And, if left unchecked, will amount to the largest genocidal event in recorded history as well as the death of man's greatest and most noble dream.

BANNING AMERICAN OFFSHORE DRILLING: ANTI-LOGIC AT ITS WORST

I know that decent rational people view the human fatalities as the greatest tragedy of the recent oil platform explosion, but I doubt that fact even made it on the list of the radical environmentalists now in control of U.S. energy policy. Sure they will use the loss of human life as a minor tool in their argument against further drilling, but I suspect humans dying while engaging in what they view as raping planet Earth fits perfectly with their sense of justice. And I have little doubt that many Gya-chuckle-heads would have considered an even greater human death toll as a step in the right direction to protecting Mother Earth.

I see the biggest problem with the gulf oil rig explosion is that it was a British Petroleum rig that blew up instead of a Mexican or Chinese well. While I'm confident that American interests impacted by the oil spill will recoup a small percentage of lost revenues from British Petroleum, Americans might have a better chance of waking from their cognitive coma after having been laughed at by Mexico or China and totally screwed by the World Court when claims of damages are filed. It speaks great ill for the future of this country that even a single American citizen could be so stupid as to think that U.S. interests are best served by having other countries, that could not care less about our white sand beaches, drill off our coasts, not to mention having a president that holds that belief.

OBAMA'S GOOD LUCK IS BAD LUCK FOR COUNTRY

Given Obama's powder-puff approach to terrorism, he has become the living embodiment that it is better to be lucky than good. Albeit, the Fort Hood terrorist attack could only be considered successful from a Islamic standpoint, but the Obama administration has managed to wipe the incident from public consciousness diverting blame to military paralysis. (otherwise known as federally mandated political correctness) However, the chuckle-headed Muslim that probably couldn't manage to blow up his shorts with the aide of a $10 Vegas crack whore, and the latest warrior for Allah that obviously valued his mortal existence too much to stick around personally overseeing ignition and reap the reward of seventy-two virgins in return, have amounted to manna from Allah for the Obama administration.

Though I am probably more knowledgeable in Middle-eastern psychology than any member of the Obama administration, I hardly consider myself an expert, but perhaps the promise of being smothered in virginal bliss after doing Allah's bidding has lost some of its punch as a recruiting tool. Who knows, perhaps the would be underwear bomber had too much sweat mixed with filth on his balls and ignition failed, or maybe the sophistication of the apparatus itself was beyond the young man's comprehension; after all, I'm confident that successful ignition was dependent upon his knowing how to correctly put on a pair of underwear. Perhaps if Muslims spent less time washing their feet and actually bathed the rest of their bodies from time to time their bodies might not be so flame retardant.

For what ever reason recent attempts to kill Americans have failed, I'm afraid that the fact they were not successful will prove damaging to America. Almost instantly there was praise from the White House for the great police work in preventing the Time Square bombing when the truth is we were just plain lucky. With the suspects innumerable trips to Pakistan, how he was not on a watch list I do not know. Much has been made that he is a citizen of the USA(naturalized a year ago) and deserving of due process, but with the subhuman maniacs that continue to be given free shots at American lives, my mind pleasantly drifts back to the good-ole days when wartime due process meant shot while trying to escape.

Barely three months after 9-11, I heard people calling the twin towers being brought down as "no big deal", and even one person said to me, "I don't care about it, its not like anyone I knew died". Personally, I feel every television channel should have been playing the towers collapsing nightly for the last nine years. Perhaps then, with a nightly dose of the horror of that day and the images of so many choosing to jump to their deaths rather than be burned alive, the general public would not have been so quick to forget we are at war. At any rate, recent terrorist incompetence has left many people thinking that we are just as safe as when GW was calling the shots, and nothing could be farther from the truth. But, Americans can rest assured that the Obama administration will not rest until they discover a connection between the would be, Time Square bomber and a right-wing militia group.