OBAMA'S GOOD LUCK IS BAD LUCK FOR COUNTRY

Given Obama's powder-puff approach to terrorism, he has become the living embodiment that it is better to be lucky than good. Albeit, the Fort Hood terrorist attack could only be considered successful from a Islamic standpoint, but the Obama administration has managed to wipe the incident from public consciousness diverting blame to military paralysis. (otherwise known as federally mandated political correctness) However, the chuckle-headed Muslim that probably couldn't manage to blow up his shorts with the aide of a $10 Vegas crack whore, and the latest warrior for Allah that obviously valued his mortal existence too much to stick around personally overseeing ignition and reap the reward of seventy-two virgins in return, have amounted to manna from Allah for the Obama administration.

Though I am probably more knowledgeable in Middle-eastern psychology than any member of the Obama administration, I hardly consider myself an expert, but perhaps the promise of being smothered in virginal bliss after doing Allah's bidding has lost some of its punch as a recruiting tool. Who knows, perhaps the would be underwear bomber had too much sweat mixed with filth on his balls and ignition failed, or maybe the sophistication of the apparatus itself was beyond the young man's comprehension; after all, I'm confident that successful ignition was dependent upon his knowing how to correctly put on a pair of underwear. Perhaps if Muslims spent less time washing their feet and actually bathed the rest of their bodies from time to time their bodies might not be so flame retardant.

For what ever reason recent attempts to kill Americans have failed, I'm afraid that the fact they were not successful will prove damaging to America. Almost instantly there was praise from the White House for the great police work in preventing the Time Square bombing when the truth is we were just plain lucky. With the suspects innumerable trips to Pakistan, how he was not on a watch list I do not know. Much has been made that he is a citizen of the USA(naturalized a year ago) and deserving of due process, but with the subhuman maniacs that continue to be given free shots at American lives, my mind pleasantly drifts back to the good-ole days when wartime due process meant shot while trying to escape.

Barely three months after 9-11, I heard people calling the twin towers being brought down as "no big deal", and even one person said to me, "I don't care about it, its not like anyone I knew died". Personally, I feel every television channel should have been playing the towers collapsing nightly for the last nine years. Perhaps then, with a nightly dose of the horror of that day and the images of so many choosing to jump to their deaths rather than be burned alive, the general public would not have been so quick to forget we are at war. At any rate, recent terrorist incompetence has left many people thinking that we are just as safe as when GW was calling the shots, and nothing could be farther from the truth. But, Americans can rest assured that the Obama administration will not rest until they discover a connection between the would be, Time Square bomber and a right-wing militia group.