AFTER ALL, ITS JUST A BEAUTY CONTEST

I don't watch beauty contests in general, only catching brief moments as I run through channels. After all, I am a man with a remote. However, I have long found the politics surrounding them intriguing. Undoubtedly, last nights victor was not unattractive but as is customary, she was anything but well spoken. She indeed may have been fair in appearance but she failed miserably in understanding questions, much less, fielding them. I find such contests reminiscent of Olympic judging in boxing and figure skating. For decades, American boxers would pummel their skanky Cuban counterparts but judging always favored the little middle-aged amateurs, and no matter how many times she fell on her ass, the veteran Russian figure skater always eked out a win over the young American upstart that skated a perfect routine. While subjectivity is impossible to completely eliminate, I would like to know where it is written that gays and lesbians are the best judge of female beauty. Just once, I'd like to see a beauty contest judged by a panel made up entirely of heterosexual males. Granted, finding that many heterosexual males in today's entertainment industry may be a daunting task, but if such a panel were compiled, I'm confident that political agendas would not enter their minds as they ogled the contestants. The only obstacle then to an impartial assessment of each contestant would be the result of drool marks obscuring judge's score cards.

Last year it was gay marriage, even though a contestant expressed an identical opinion to President Obama's, she was crucified and came in second, and this year, the would be winner expressed support for Arizona trying to battle extinction itself. Bias has become so blatant that the transparent cow towing to the middle east, given the winner was a Lebanese Muslim is minor by comparison. Is it not enough that we now have a president that holds the great heritage of this country in contempt, identifies solely with our enemies, and has surrounded himself with like minded individuals? Must we be constantly reminded that our country is dying even when we are just seeking a moment or two of light, relaxing entertainment?

One would be hard pressed to find any law that does not have the potential for abuse and any law that already has not been abused in some fashion, but this does not mean we should wipe all statutes off the books. It is quite clear that progressives wish to hog-tie any examples or efforts at capitalism but want to deregulate and/or decriminalize late term abortions, breaking into this country, rape, (unless the accused perpetrator is a young, white, privileged class, lacrosse player) , racism and discrimination(against whites), and of course any form of bestiality, including tying yourself to a hog.

After all, its just a beauty contest. And if a contestant that has not just returned from a tour of duty with the Peace Corps, or that doesn't whine for world peace, or doesn't sound like a disciple of Rodney King's gets judge's butt floss in a twist, then simply tell every contestant what to say. Or better yet, dispel with all hypocrisy by lobotomizing all contestants, removing their larynx's, and mandate that all talent programs involve a brass pole.