WAKE UP AND DIE RIGHT!

*President Obama will never testify or even supply a signed deposition in Governor Blago's trial. Anything Obama would say could be demonstrated to be perjury and tantamount to grounds for impeachment.
*Don't believe any rumors about Rahm Emanuel being replaced. If he left the White House, he would loose a great deal of protection president Obama affords, and he could be more likely be compelled to testify at Blago's trial and Obama could never allow that.
*If George Bush hadn't done so many things traditionally reserved for Democrats, the country would simply be receiving it's periodic refresher course "Hazards of Liberalism', from Hillary Clinton, rather than being fitted for a coffin by Obama.
*How can Democrats call Obama's choice for a new commander in Afghanistan genius when Democrats were calling him General Betray-us so recently?
*The Constitution is a very simple document and those that wish to dismantle it understand that to undermine the intent of our Founding Fathers requires that they inject complexity into the Constitution which in fact does not exist. And this artificial complexity is proof the Supreme Court has become a political body and no longer an impartial arbiter of the Constitution. Clearly, if the Supreme Court was non-political, there would be no explanation for 5-4 decisions.
*Most people believe the immensely idiotic notion that Constitutional lawyers have actually studied the Constitution.
*Stop claiming president Obama broke his word about transparency! He is the most transparent president in history. Anyone with a brain can see right through him.

MUSINGS FOR MORONS

# WHY IS IT YOU NEVER HEAR A MAN CRY OUT, "I ALMOST FELL IN, PUT THE DAMN SEAT DOWN NEXT TIME"?
# IF MANKIND IS A GENETIC PRODUCT OF ALIEN VISITORS, HOW COULD THEY HAVE BEEN SMART ENOUGH TO GET HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE?
# WHAT IF EARTH GOT STUCK WITH AN EARLY ALIEN TEST FLIGHT THAT JUST HAD A PREGNANT MONKEY IN IT?
# CAN YOU BE PREJUDICED IF YOU TOOK A LONG TIME TO MAKE UP YOUR MIND?
# IF MERE THOUGHT IS PROOF OF EXISTENCE, WHERE DOES THAT LEAVE LIBERALS?
# HOW SMART OF A TEACHER CAN YOU BE IF YOU MAKE HISTORY BORING?
# SINCE OBAMA GAVE BACK THE BUST OF WINSTON CHURCHILL THAT ENGLAND GAVE US, WHY WASN'T ANYONE WORRIED HE'D GIVE BACK THE STATUE OF LIBERTY WHEN HE WENT TO FRANCE?
# IF DINOSAURS WERE SO STUPID, HOW DID THEY LAST OVER 126 MILLION YEARS LONGER THAN WE WILL?
# DOES ANYONE ELSE THINK OBAMA HAS REPLACED LADY JUSTICE WITH THE THREE MONKEYS?
# WHY DON'T WE MAKE ALL ROADS GO DOWN HILL SO WE GET BETTER GAS MILEAGE?
# WHY CAN'T WE DIVERT FLOOD WATERS TO DRIER PARTS OF THE COUNTRY?
# HAS ANYONE NOTICED THAT TEACHERS AREN'T MAKING IT ON JEOPARDY ANY MORE?
# HOW IS IT THAT PEOPLE CAN CORRECTLY IDENTIFY EVERY PYRAMID SCHEME EXCEPT THE ONE THEY ARE IN?

JOHN McCAIN: PROOF NIETZSCHE WAS WRONG

Were I a conspiracy buff, I'd claim that JFK was killed because he wanted to get out of Viet Nam, and that Nixon picked Gerald Ford as a reward for his accommodations on the Warren commission, and that John Kerry and John McCain got their shots because they willingly sold 600 brothers down the river. I actually think, that JFK and Bobby were murdered because they felt the government should be the only organized crime syndicate operating in the United States, but that would run contrary to my theme and many people do believe JFK was assassinated because of his position on Viet Nam including, Oliver Stone.

Not ever having served in our armed forces, I do not feel obliged to speak in absolutes as to what I would do in certain circumstances. However, I pondered for many years about what my feelings would be were I an abandoned POW in Viet Nam. The results of my imaginary voyages ranged from wanting to live just long enough to know that my captors were being blown up along with myself, to thinking it was probably for the best that I never make it back to the United States alive. The first, I feel is pretty much self-explanatory: if rescue is not possible, I at least would want to see the torturous, despicable, sadistic devils meet their ends by the hands of the U.S. military. The other conclusion of my vicarious travels might be slightly less obvious but logical: were I to manage to, by my own resources, make it back to the United States, I would most likely be so all-consumed with hatred and contempt that my resulting violent actions would be easily dismissed as self-serving by those who made the decision that 600 some-odd American soldier's lives were a small price to pay for being able to relegate Viet Nam to history. I do not know how many Viet Nam vets reportedly went berserk and were labeled by politicians as just not being able to psychologically handle their transition, when in truth they were trying to shed light on the fact that so many of their brothers were left behind, but I know I would not wish to be one of them.

With respect to what I am about to say about a heroic American solider, I can not over stress the fact that there are situations I have not been in, for example, an acquaintance of mine once told me of being forced to watch a brother solider dig his own grave in a prison camp in Laos(?) and my knee-jerk reaction was to say, "if you are going to shoot me, dig it yourself". My acquittance could have told me then and there I was full of shit and be done with me, but he calmly and very cordially explained that if you are digging, you are still alive, and though the old adage that where there is life there is hope might not have truly applied, when you are that close to death, you covet whatever time you have.

Unlike the POW's that were truly left behind, John McCain and nearly 600 American soldiers
that were released, were not abandoned or forgotten. (at least not until they got home) They might very well have been viewed by LBJ, Nixon, and the U.S. State Department more as nuisances than brave American soldiers, but at least they still existed in the eyes of our government. Granted, POW's were evidently told daily, by their captors, that they had been forgotten by America but as long as new prisoners came in, that ploy should of had very limited success. I would like to note how uplifting I have always found the ingenious methods of communication devised by prisoners when they were facing death if caught talking to each other.

I can only guess as to the horrors John McCain and every other American that was forced to survive on the hospitality of the North Vietnamese and I make no claims that I would have fared better than any of them, but I don't believe anyone can accurately say that Senator McCain emerged the stronger for it. Senator McCain has long been known as someone willing to work with the opposition(a fact he has frequently parlayed into political success) and the only truly knock-down-drag-out political fights he has had has been with members of his own party. One hardly needs a degree in psychology to see this as a direct result of his North Vietnamese tormentors. Clearly, were he to buck them it would mean additional pain and suffering while conflicts with friends will never result in the agony which followed defiance to one's enemies.

While I have long considered John McCain to have returned from Viet Nam broken, information is coming to light, if true, sheds a much darker light upon John McCain. Pulitzer Prize winning reporter Sydney Schanberg now claims, reported by Alexander Cockburn in a recent article published in the Las Vegas Review Journal, that John McCain not only made numerous broadcasts denouncing the United States, which Schanberg claims were used to break the spirits of other POW's, but he and John Kerry, acting as investigative committee principals, covered up the existence of around 600 POW's that were abandoned to face certain death in Viet Nam. Schanberg also notes that John McCain was particularly vicious in his mocking of the families that kept insisting that their loved ones had been left behind.

With regards to Mr. Schanberg's first claim, I must check my criticism for obvious reasons. No one can know for sure what their reaction to torture will be until they have experienced the exact same degree of pain, and no can know that they could have withstood more until that is precisely what they have done. These simple, inescapable truths properly preclude me from judging Mr. McCain harshly regardless of the suffering those broadcasts may have compounded. However, the accusations of having covered up the existence of additional POW's still imprisoned in Viet Nam and cruelly mocking those wanting only the return of their loved ones, after he was physically free from his captors, is quite another matter.

Undoubtedly there will be those who believe I have no business, much less right, to question Senator McCain's strength of conviction, and perhaps to an extent they are right, but John McCain being in the front lines ridiculing those wanting only the return of their loved ones, and claiming no one was left behind is something I haven't the power or desire to excuse. If John McCain wanted nothing to do with the situation and chose non-involvement over championing the cause of the forgotten, I would find myself powerless to ethically judge the man, but he did not choose inaction. God forbid I ever face anything resembling that which John McCain was force to endure, and I prayed nightly for every soldier, during and after the Viet Nam war, but John McCain will have to look for forgiveness from the families of those forgotten warriors for having done the vile bidding of people unworthy to lick his boots.

John McCain could be one of the finest human beings that has served our country in the last seventy years, but I also wish he had somehow found the strength not to have buckled to those that felt the lives of 600 of America's finest were not worth the trouble of landing a single decisive blow upon the face of evil. As for those abandoned soldiers, who most certainly died alone after serving so courageously and selflessly, I find myself inexplicably drawn to conclude that their spirits are rooting for America to endure and that they long ago forgave John McCain. I still feel that John McCain's political career definitely should have ended before his presidential runs and probably should have ended before it began. For those that feel I've given John Kerry a free pass, it's simply because I never have, nor ever would expect better from the likes of him.

LOOK OUT MEXICO: MUSLIMS ARE IN YOUR CHICKEN COOP

Muslims are immigrating en masse to every European nation and out breeding the natives by a factor of three, and it is estimated that in less than thirty years, all of Europe will be dominated by Muslims. In the United States there were 100,000 Muslims in 1970, and today there are over 9,000,000. I know all too well that the American public is bombarded daily that the maniacal, vicious, suicide murderers comprise only a small percentage of the Muslim population, but even if that is true, the supposed peace loving variety have proven they will never stand in defiance of the terrorists, and they will do nothing to keep the maniacs from seizing power. And most importantly, anywhere and anytime Muslim fascists have obtained control, the gerbil-like peaceful majority does anything the chuckle-headed fanatics tell them to.

Being somewhat of an isolationist, my concerns about Europe are measured, but the United States is a different story. Anglo-American birthrates are at best half what is needed for replacement of the population, and African-American birthrates have dropped. Alarmingly, the only two groups that are breeding prolifically in the United States are Hispanics (illegals included) and Muslims. While some may find it pleasantly ironic that illegal Mexicans might be the only thing between the United States and Muslim domination, I have my doubts. If Mexicans had only the slightest track record of standing up to tyranny in their own country rather than running to the United States only to spread crime and poverty here, I perhaps would find myself capable of acknowledging the possibility of a silver lining surrounding the Mexican invasion of the United States. The fact is, Mexicans have proven themselves no better at standing up to evil than has the so called peace loving Muslims and no matter how violent and bloodthirsty many Mexican gang members may be, Muslims will find them no more troubling than a few gnats, and they will kill them or relegate them to peon status faster than you can say "La Cucaracha".

I do not find the death of the United States the least bit humorous. The Latino reclamation of the American Southwest, will no doubt be short lived, thanks to Muslims, but Mexican nationals probably sharing our fate is no consolation given the death of America will precede it. What I find disgustingly ironic is that predominantly Caucasian leftists of this country have paved the way for Muslim domination with their nauseatingly warm and fuzzy politically correctness in response to the Mexican invasion of the United States. Admittedly, no one can know the precise time frame of the above scenario, but given America's current path, without rational intervention, it is simply a matter of time. If there is anything pitifully funny in all this, it is what will happen to the 'separation of church and state' battle cry of ACLU types, in the wake of Islamic domination.

THE HOME GROWN TERRORISM LIE

What has happened to the good ole' Red, White and Blue? According to president Obama, Secretary Napalitano, indeed the entire White House staff, which includes MSNBC, red blooded American youths are going rouge, and choosing to become terrorists. At least, that's what the White House would have us believe. If you listened to Secretary Napalitano, you would have to conclude that the task of identifying and tracking down Islamic terrorists has gotten a whole lot more difficult these days. Evidently, those sympathizing with Muslim lunatics, feeling America is responsible for all acts of terror and wanting to fight for Allah, are now coming from all walks of life. President Obama would have us believe that next would be terrorist could pop out from under any rock, no one is beyond suspicion, invulnerable to persuasion, or incapable of opening their eyes and seeing how evil the United States has been. And of course, we should all be thankful to him going around and apologizing to our enemies for making them hate us so. Clearly, all true blue Americans should be relieved that president Obama has finally decided to take the bull by the horns and use tax dollars wisely. No doubt with this expansion of the home grown terror threat, Obama will order tight monitoring of all members of the Elks lodge and the Jaycees, and of course, order round-the-clock surveillance of all Nascar fans, Eagle Scouts, and the biggest threat of all: 32nd Degree Masons. Don't forget, George Washington was a Mason, and look what he did to our country.

I wonder, could a bunch of good-ole-boys actually be joining the ranks of Muslim extremists? If that's the case, why are they all named Hasan, Abdul, or Ahmad? Are we really expected to believe that Elmer and his brothers, Darell and Darell changed their names in hopes of remaining inconspicuous? Simply stated, there is no such thing as home grown Islamic terrorism in this country, for I refuse to call the violent acts committed by Muslims and their spawn, that never should have been granted citizenship in the first place, home grown. However, in the spirit of open mindedness, I will reexamine my assessment of home grown Islamic terrorism when it is proven to me that just one, dyed in the wool, genuine 'Billy Bob' has traded in his Stars and Stripes and Stars and Bars for a Star and Crescent.

OLAF'S OBSERVATIONS CONTINUED

# IF THERE IS NO GOD, WE ARE DOING OKAY, IF THERE IS A GOD, WE BETTER FIND THAT DAMN SNOWBALL.
# JUSTICE IS WON, NOT DISPENSED.
# IN WAR, THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS INNOCENT CIVILIANS.
# WISDOM WILL PERHAPS FOLLOW KNOWLEDGE, BUT IT PRECEDES COMMON SENSE.
# SATAN ALREADY KNOWS YOUR WEAKNESSES SO HE CONCENTRATES ON WHAT YOU THINK ARE YOUR STRENGTHS.
# POWER MAY CORRUPT, BUT IT NEVER ONCE STARTED THE PROCESS.
# PITY THOSE THAT DO NOT KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO DO RIGHT FOR RIGHT'S SAKE.
# IF YOU HAVE TO DEFEND LIBERTY, YOU HAVE FAILED TO CHAMPION IT.
# IF WHAT YOU OFFER AS SUPPOSITION IS MORE FIRMLY ROOTED IN TRUTH AND FACT, THAN WHAT YOUR OPPONENT OFFERS AS ABSOLUTE, YOU WILL ALWAYS WIN THE DEBATE.
# PROPAGANDA ONLY NEEDS IGNORANCE TO SUCCEED.
# TRUST A STUPID PERSON THAT SEEKS CHALLENGES OVER A SMART ONE THAT AVOIDS THEM.

THOSE WAR-MONGERING JEWS ARE AT IT AGAIN

The president of Iran has repeatedly made it clear that his nuclear ambitions are for peaceful purposes only and since there has been nothing in the main stream media that would lead me doubt the word of the Iranian president, he must be telling the truth. Heck, he spoke at one of our most prestigious universities: Columbia. Granted there has been reports, (largely from right-wing nut networks like Fox News) that the Iranian president has said he wants to wipe Israel off the map, however, were that true President Obama would undoubtedly have condemned Iran and made it clear that until they cease all hostilities to Israel, Iran will be treated like a plague ship by the civilized world. But since Iran still enjoys fair standing in the world and growing popularity among those of the Obama administration, especially following the Israeli brutal murder of nine humanitarians who wanted only to bring modern plumbing to Gaza. (as evidenced by the pipes they were wielding) it is obvious that Israel is a brutal, imperialistic, racists, country that must be monitored closely to prevent them from gaining access to nuclear weapons, for as soon as they obtained them, they most certainly will turn the rest of the Middle-East into a parking lot.

I am shocked beyond words at the sight of those brutal, Nazi-like Israeli commandos repelling down to the deck of a ship on a rescue mission armed with perhaps the most diabolical weapon devised by man since mustard gas: paintball guns. To those that are not familiar with this most sinister of weapons, epitomizing man's inhumanity to man, they are well documented to be responsible for thousands, perhaps hundreds of thousands, of unsightly bruises! I guess the world community should breath a sigh of relief that the Israeli pirates did not board the relief ship armed with potato cannons or the members of the Islamic Peace Corps could never have beaten the Israeli criminals to a pulp with their pipes, thus the ensuing blood bath would have been far worse.

Clearly, Israeli efforts to obtain harmony with their peace loving neighbors has been hollow at best. At least seven times Israel has supposedly offered land for peace, while in truth, they were simply luring their enemies closer so when peace loving Muslims merely killed a few Jews, Jews could move in and kill disciples of Islam more easily. While this repugnant tactic alone should be enough to condemn all Jews, Israel seems to taking yet another step towards the war they want so intently. According to reports within Israel, Israeli diplomats are claiming they will no longer offer land for peace. This vile snubbing of the peace process would be laughable were it not so tragic, since theoretical quantum physicists are now claiming that if you walk into a brick wall enough times,(a number approaching infinity) the mystifying realm of quantum physics will allow you to eventually pass through without impacting a single atom of the wall. Clearly, this alone reveals the transparent hypocrisy of Jews claiming 'land for peace' is a diplomatic dead end.

While I believe I have made my case to consider Israel the scourge of planet Earth, I have just learned from sources deep within Israel, that Israel has had nuclear weapons for over fifty years but since the Islamic collective is thriving as never before, I can only assume that a handful of decent, peace loving Jews have split off from their blood thirsty countrymen and managed to keep them hidden all these years from the Israeli military. It is my every hope that president Obama will find a way to reach out to that small group of responsible Jews, hiding the nuclear weapons, and personally offer to transport them to Iran for safekeeping. I know I will sleep better when the threat of those war-mongering Jews having nuclear weapons is eliminated.