THOSE WAR-MONGERING JEWS ARE AT IT AGAIN

The president of Iran has repeatedly made it clear that his nuclear ambitions are for peaceful purposes only and since there has been nothing in the main stream media that would lead me doubt the word of the Iranian president, he must be telling the truth. Heck, he spoke at one of our most prestigious universities: Columbia. Granted there has been reports, (largely from right-wing nut networks like Fox News) that the Iranian president has said he wants to wipe Israel off the map, however, were that true President Obama would undoubtedly have condemned Iran and made it clear that until they cease all hostilities to Israel, Iran will be treated like a plague ship by the civilized world. But since Iran still enjoys fair standing in the world and growing popularity among those of the Obama administration, especially following the Israeli brutal murder of nine humanitarians who wanted only to bring modern plumbing to Gaza. (as evidenced by the pipes they were wielding) it is obvious that Israel is a brutal, imperialistic, racists, country that must be monitored closely to prevent them from gaining access to nuclear weapons, for as soon as they obtained them, they most certainly will turn the rest of the Middle-East into a parking lot.

I am shocked beyond words at the sight of those brutal, Nazi-like Israeli commandos repelling down to the deck of a ship on a rescue mission armed with perhaps the most diabolical weapon devised by man since mustard gas: paintball guns. To those that are not familiar with this most sinister of weapons, epitomizing man's inhumanity to man, they are well documented to be responsible for thousands, perhaps hundreds of thousands, of unsightly bruises! I guess the world community should breath a sigh of relief that the Israeli pirates did not board the relief ship armed with potato cannons or the members of the Islamic Peace Corps could never have beaten the Israeli criminals to a pulp with their pipes, thus the ensuing blood bath would have been far worse.

Clearly, Israeli efforts to obtain harmony with their peace loving neighbors has been hollow at best. At least seven times Israel has supposedly offered land for peace, while in truth, they were simply luring their enemies closer so when peace loving Muslims merely killed a few Jews, Jews could move in and kill disciples of Islam more easily. While this repugnant tactic alone should be enough to condemn all Jews, Israel seems to taking yet another step towards the war they want so intently. According to reports within Israel, Israeli diplomats are claiming they will no longer offer land for peace. This vile snubbing of the peace process would be laughable were it not so tragic, since theoretical quantum physicists are now claiming that if you walk into a brick wall enough times,(a number approaching infinity) the mystifying realm of quantum physics will allow you to eventually pass through without impacting a single atom of the wall. Clearly, this alone reveals the transparent hypocrisy of Jews claiming 'land for peace' is a diplomatic dead end.

While I believe I have made my case to consider Israel the scourge of planet Earth, I have just learned from sources deep within Israel, that Israel has had nuclear weapons for over fifty years but since the Islamic collective is thriving as never before, I can only assume that a handful of decent, peace loving Jews have split off from their blood thirsty countrymen and managed to keep them hidden all these years from the Israeli military. It is my every hope that president Obama will find a way to reach out to that small group of responsible Jews, hiding the nuclear weapons, and personally offer to transport them to Iran for safekeeping. I know I will sleep better when the threat of those war-mongering Jews having nuclear weapons is eliminated.