# WHY IS IT YOU NEVER HEAR A MAN CRY OUT, "I ALMOST FELL IN, PUT THE DAMN SEAT DOWN NEXT TIME"?
# IF MANKIND IS A GENETIC PRODUCT OF ALIEN VISITORS, HOW COULD THEY HAVE BEEN SMART ENOUGH TO GET HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE?
# WHAT IF EARTH GOT STUCK WITH AN EARLY ALIEN TEST FLIGHT THAT JUST HAD A PREGNANT MONKEY IN IT?
# CAN YOU BE PREJUDICED IF YOU TOOK A LONG TIME TO MAKE UP YOUR MIND?
# IF MERE THOUGHT IS PROOF OF EXISTENCE, WHERE DOES THAT LEAVE LIBERALS?
# HOW SMART OF A TEACHER CAN YOU BE IF YOU MAKE HISTORY BORING?
# SINCE OBAMA GAVE BACK THE BUST OF WINSTON CHURCHILL THAT ENGLAND GAVE US, WHY WASN'T ANYONE WORRIED HE'D GIVE BACK THE STATUE OF LIBERTY WHEN HE WENT TO FRANCE?
# IF DINOSAURS WERE SO STUPID, HOW DID THEY LAST OVER 126 MILLION YEARS LONGER THAN WE WILL?
# DOES ANYONE ELSE THINK OBAMA HAS REPLACED LADY JUSTICE WITH THE THREE MONKEYS?
# WHY DON'T WE MAKE ALL ROADS GO DOWN HILL SO WE GET BETTER GAS MILEAGE?
# WHY CAN'T WE DIVERT FLOOD WATERS TO DRIER PARTS OF THE COUNTRY?
# HAS ANYONE NOTICED THAT TEACHERS AREN'T MAKING IT ON JEOPARDY ANY MORE?
# HOW IS IT THAT PEOPLE CAN CORRECTLY IDENTIFY EVERY PYRAMID SCHEME EXCEPT THE ONE THEY ARE IN?
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