THOSE WAR-MONGERING JEWS ARE AT IT AGAIN

The president of Iran has repeatedly made it clear that his nuclear ambitions are for peaceful purposes only and since there has been nothing in the main stream media that would lead me doubt the word of the Iranian president, he must be telling the truth. Heck, he spoke at one of our most prestigious universities: Columbia. Granted there has been reports, (largely from right-wing nut networks like Fox News) that the Iranian president has said he wants to wipe Israel off the map, however, were that true President Obama would undoubtedly have condemned Iran and made it clear that until they cease all hostilities to Israel, Iran will be treated like a plague ship by the civilized world. But since Iran still enjoys fair standing in the world and growing popularity among those of the Obama administration, especially following the Israeli brutal murder of nine humanitarians who wanted only to bring modern plumbing to Gaza. (as evidenced by the pipes they were wielding) it is obvious that Israel is a brutal, imperialistic, racists, country that must be monitored closely to prevent them from gaining access to nuclear weapons, for as soon as they obtained them, they most certainly will turn the rest of the Middle-East into a parking lot.

I am shocked beyond words at the sight of those brutal, Nazi-like Israeli commandos repelling down to the deck of a ship on a rescue mission armed with perhaps the most diabolical weapon devised by man since mustard gas: paintball guns. To those that are not familiar with this most sinister of weapons, epitomizing man's inhumanity to man, they are well documented to be responsible for thousands, perhaps hundreds of thousands, of unsightly bruises! I guess the world community should breath a sigh of relief that the Israeli pirates did not board the relief ship armed with potato cannons or the members of the Islamic Peace Corps could never have beaten the Israeli criminals to a pulp with their pipes, thus the ensuing blood bath would have been far worse.

Clearly, Israeli efforts to obtain harmony with their peace loving neighbors has been hollow at best. At least seven times Israel has supposedly offered land for peace, while in truth, they were simply luring their enemies closer so when peace loving Muslims merely killed a few Jews, Jews could move in and kill disciples of Islam more easily. While this repugnant tactic alone should be enough to condemn all Jews, Israel seems to taking yet another step towards the war they want so intently. According to reports within Israel, Israeli diplomats are claiming they will no longer offer land for peace. This vile snubbing of the peace process would be laughable were it not so tragic, since theoretical quantum physicists are now claiming that if you walk into a brick wall enough times,(a number approaching infinity) the mystifying realm of quantum physics will allow you to eventually pass through without impacting a single atom of the wall. Clearly, this alone reveals the transparent hypocrisy of Jews claiming 'land for peace' is a diplomatic dead end.

While I believe I have made my case to consider Israel the scourge of planet Earth, I have just learned from sources deep within Israel, that Israel has had nuclear weapons for over fifty years but since the Islamic collective is thriving as never before, I can only assume that a handful of decent, peace loving Jews have split off from their blood thirsty countrymen and managed to keep them hidden all these years from the Israeli military. It is my every hope that president Obama will find a way to reach out to that small group of responsible Jews, hiding the nuclear weapons, and personally offer to transport them to Iran for safekeeping. I know I will sleep better when the threat of those war-mongering Jews having nuclear weapons is eliminated.

OBAMA GETS HELP FROM MORE ACCOMPLISHED LIAR

Don't look now, but whatever political leverage Bill Clinton had yesterday, it just got a Mega-dose of HGH. Arguably the most skilled liar in American political history has just bailed out President Obama and I trust, in good ole' Chicago tradition, he was well paid. I don't know if Obama and his lawyers, otherwise known as the Justice Department, have decriminalized their offer to Sestak by getting Bill Clinton to claim he made the offer, at the request of Rhom Emanuel, they have at least added a layer of insulation to Obama's coat of many colors. Mr. Clinton, who we all remember as the man who taught Websters a thing or two about the word is, has moved up two additional syllables, more specifically, to the word, bri-ber-y.

As much as I would like to have Washington, D.C., filled with intelligent, decent honorable men and women, times like these make me thankful that politicians themselves have not escaped the effects of their war on education. I shudder to think how much worse off we would be if politicians were not significantly more stupid than the public in general. Admittedly, thanks to the one time guardians of truth, now the Obama information bureau,(aka the media) most Obama supporters will not even hear of this latest example of the Obama administration's pathological lying, nor would they care even if they did, but those in possession of a hand-full of brain cells see this latest spewing from the White House for the steer manure that it is. While I am aware that three or four politicians, with the aide of intense tutoring, could in fact pass a second grade curriculum, I am equally confident that the collective brain power and political know-how of the Obama administration is inferior to that of the cast of "Spin City".

Given the similarities to Spin City and the Obama administration, I still find it difficult to believe that anyone could sell a sit-com to network executives entitled "Al Capone goes to Washington". Perhaps, however, a successful drama depicting the Obama presidency is not that far-fetched, after all, the "Sopranos" was highly rated. I guess the only real obstacle to a program that accurately depicted the Obama presidency would be the total absence of a character with any likable or endearing qualities.

I am not without sympathy for Obama and his gang, however, for it must be unimaginably stressful and frustrating to always have to keep coming up with feeble-minded fabrications to explain their unintentionally transparent Chicago style of governing. I suspect the entirety of the Obama administration goes to bed nightly and dreams of the day that they can once again utilize Al's favorite and most frequently utilized solution to any problem. I wonder at times, if Obama, just to keep morale high, reminds his lieutenants and assorted wiseguys that once his fundamental transformation of America is complete, they will not have to continuously compose fairy-tails, or leave their problems above ground.

There is one group of people in this country I do not have any sympathy for however, those that have swallowed the bat guano from the Obama administration and the media from day one. And only one thing prevents me from asking all of them to think again: the required presupposition that they have something to think with.

AFTER ALL, ITS JUST A BEAUTY CONTEST

I don't watch beauty contests in general, only catching brief moments as I run through channels. After all, I am a man with a remote. However, I have long found the politics surrounding them intriguing. Undoubtedly, last nights victor was not unattractive but as is customary, she was anything but well spoken. She indeed may have been fair in appearance but she failed miserably in understanding questions, much less, fielding them. I find such contests reminiscent of Olympic judging in boxing and figure skating. For decades, American boxers would pummel their skanky Cuban counterparts but judging always favored the little middle-aged amateurs, and no matter how many times she fell on her ass, the veteran Russian figure skater always eked out a win over the young American upstart that skated a perfect routine. While subjectivity is impossible to completely eliminate, I would like to know where it is written that gays and lesbians are the best judge of female beauty. Just once, I'd like to see a beauty contest judged by a panel made up entirely of heterosexual males. Granted, finding that many heterosexual males in today's entertainment industry may be a daunting task, but if such a panel were compiled, I'm confident that political agendas would not enter their minds as they ogled the contestants. The only obstacle then to an impartial assessment of each contestant would be the result of drool marks obscuring judge's score cards.

Last year it was gay marriage, even though a contestant expressed an identical opinion to President Obama's, she was crucified and came in second, and this year, the would be winner expressed support for Arizona trying to battle extinction itself. Bias has become so blatant that the transparent cow towing to the middle east, given the winner was a Lebanese Muslim is minor by comparison. Is it not enough that we now have a president that holds the great heritage of this country in contempt, identifies solely with our enemies, and has surrounded himself with like minded individuals? Must we be constantly reminded that our country is dying even when we are just seeking a moment or two of light, relaxing entertainment?

One would be hard pressed to find any law that does not have the potential for abuse and any law that already has not been abused in some fashion, but this does not mean we should wipe all statutes off the books. It is quite clear that progressives wish to hog-tie any examples or efforts at capitalism but want to deregulate and/or decriminalize late term abortions, breaking into this country, rape, (unless the accused perpetrator is a young, white, privileged class, lacrosse player) , racism and discrimination(against whites), and of course any form of bestiality, including tying yourself to a hog.

After all, its just a beauty contest. And if a contestant that has not just returned from a tour of duty with the Peace Corps, or that doesn't whine for world peace, or doesn't sound like a disciple of Rodney King's gets judge's butt floss in a twist, then simply tell every contestant what to say. Or better yet, dispel with all hypocrisy by lobotomizing all contestants, removing their larynx's, and mandate that all talent programs involve a brass pole.

ARIZONANS UNWILLING TO GO THE PATH OF THE NOBLE RED MAN

Hollywood has long promoted the image of the noble American Indian; however, residents of Arizona, in an act of unimaginable courage and defiance, have said to the Federal authorities, that they will not take another step on their own "trail of tears". Many historians have said if American Indians had only a unifying figure, their own Genghis Khan, if you will, the 'White Horde' could have been turned back. But native Americans were broken into tribal groups who often warred against each other and never possessed sufficient communications between the tribes, or produced that one leader that could focus all American Indians against their greatest threat. And, clearly, the Great White Chief, in Washington, wants to prevent any unification of Americans against the Horde invading our country today. I must admit to surprise that citizens of Arizona beat Texans to the realization that the Federal Government has broken the treaty with Americans but, hopefully, Texas and other states will soon follow.

Quite predictably, Obama is spreading as much rhetorical manure over Arizona as possible, and, given the composition of his administration, Obama's supply of crap is potentially infinite. Obama's goals are simple and transparent: portray citizens of Arizona as bigoted, racist white trash and fertilize the crop of American hating, soon to be legal liberal voters, swarming in from our southern border so he can better cultivate his transformation of America. Personally, I've grown nauseated by the grotesquely feeble contentions from those who would destroy this nation: "We are a nation of immigrants," and "They do the jobs Americans refuse to." To the first mischaracterization, America was once a vast unsettled wilderness and people came to become part of the American dream, not to invade and reclaim the country for England, France or Spain. Or, to come to this country to rape its prosperity in hopes of changing America into that which they fled. The second leftist regurgitation is obscene and false. Virtually every time the government has thrown a bone to the public by deporting a businesses workforce en mass, American citizens have lined up in force for the jobs.

Throughout the Southwest, illegals have sucked public services dry. I am confident that if just the illegal immigrant drain on hospitals, schools, and social services within states of the southwest, did not exist, budget shortfalls amounting to 900 million to 35 billion dollars would virtually disappear. But this is not something the left considers relevant.

To all those that still grieve for the noble red man having suffered genocide at the hands of White America, that historical racial cleansing is nothing compared to that which is ongoing today in America. And, if left unchecked, will amount to the largest genocidal event in recorded history as well as the death of man's greatest and most noble dream.

BANNING AMERICAN OFFSHORE DRILLING: ANTI-LOGIC AT ITS WORST

I know that decent rational people view the human fatalities as the greatest tragedy of the recent oil platform explosion, but I doubt that fact even made it on the list of the radical environmentalists now in control of U.S. energy policy. Sure they will use the loss of human life as a minor tool in their argument against further drilling, but I suspect humans dying while engaging in what they view as raping planet Earth fits perfectly with their sense of justice. And I have little doubt that many Gya-chuckle-heads would have considered an even greater human death toll as a step in the right direction to protecting Mother Earth.

I see the biggest problem with the gulf oil rig explosion is that it was a British Petroleum rig that blew up instead of a Mexican or Chinese well. While I'm confident that American interests impacted by the oil spill will recoup a small percentage of lost revenues from British Petroleum, Americans might have a better chance of waking from their cognitive coma after having been laughed at by Mexico or China and totally screwed by the World Court when claims of damages are filed. It speaks great ill for the future of this country that even a single American citizen could be so stupid as to think that U.S. interests are best served by having other countries, that could not care less about our white sand beaches, drill off our coasts, not to mention having a president that holds that belief.

OBAMA'S GOOD LUCK IS BAD LUCK FOR COUNTRY

Given Obama's powder-puff approach to terrorism, he has become the living embodiment that it is better to be lucky than good. Albeit, the Fort Hood terrorist attack could only be considered successful from a Islamic standpoint, but the Obama administration has managed to wipe the incident from public consciousness diverting blame to military paralysis. (otherwise known as federally mandated political correctness) However, the chuckle-headed Muslim that probably couldn't manage to blow up his shorts with the aide of a $10 Vegas crack whore, and the latest warrior for Allah that obviously valued his mortal existence too much to stick around personally overseeing ignition and reap the reward of seventy-two virgins in return, have amounted to manna from Allah for the Obama administration.

Though I am probably more knowledgeable in Middle-eastern psychology than any member of the Obama administration, I hardly consider myself an expert, but perhaps the promise of being smothered in virginal bliss after doing Allah's bidding has lost some of its punch as a recruiting tool. Who knows, perhaps the would be underwear bomber had too much sweat mixed with filth on his balls and ignition failed, or maybe the sophistication of the apparatus itself was beyond the young man's comprehension; after all, I'm confident that successful ignition was dependent upon his knowing how to correctly put on a pair of underwear. Perhaps if Muslims spent less time washing their feet and actually bathed the rest of their bodies from time to time their bodies might not be so flame retardant.

For what ever reason recent attempts to kill Americans have failed, I'm afraid that the fact they were not successful will prove damaging to America. Almost instantly there was praise from the White House for the great police work in preventing the Time Square bombing when the truth is we were just plain lucky. With the suspects innumerable trips to Pakistan, how he was not on a watch list I do not know. Much has been made that he is a citizen of the USA(naturalized a year ago) and deserving of due process, but with the subhuman maniacs that continue to be given free shots at American lives, my mind pleasantly drifts back to the good-ole days when wartime due process meant shot while trying to escape.

Barely three months after 9-11, I heard people calling the twin towers being brought down as "no big deal", and even one person said to me, "I don't care about it, its not like anyone I knew died". Personally, I feel every television channel should have been playing the towers collapsing nightly for the last nine years. Perhaps then, with a nightly dose of the horror of that day and the images of so many choosing to jump to their deaths rather than be burned alive, the general public would not have been so quick to forget we are at war. At any rate, recent terrorist incompetence has left many people thinking that we are just as safe as when GW was calling the shots, and nothing could be farther from the truth. But, Americans can rest assured that the Obama administration will not rest until they discover a connection between the would be, Time Square bomber and a right-wing militia group.

GLEN BECK BATTLES PROGESSIVES AND BASIC AMERICAN DENIALISM

While MSNBC and others of the OBN(Obama News Network) batter away at Glen Beck daily, I'm not sure they are aware of the ally they have in a simple, yet pronounced component of American psychology. In a world where congress enjoys its lowest trust rating since such data has been compiled, the Supreme Court is viewed by many as a group of rabid appointed legislators, and the President's approval ratings have been on a steady down slide since he took office and the few moments where the President's ratings have eased their steady descent has been when he invents a new root villain for the countries woes which could make Hitler blush, I'm afraid a large contingent of the American public still 'feel' that no single American can really be as bad and seeking ill for the country as president Obama, much less, a whole administration packed full.

While I think President Obama could be in possession of the thinnest skin of any man that has ever held the office, that alone can not explain the so remarkably unpresidential nature of the constant barrage of attacks upon Mr. Beck. The only explanation for this assault is that Mr. Beck's rhetoric not only rings of truth, he has proven to be an educator without peer. Mr. Beck has injected himself into the script of a Scifi movie where he alone has discovered that malevolent aliens have long plotted, and are finally taking the last steps to take over the country, and he alone must shock the brainwashed public out of their brain numbed trance. The only difference being that this is not a movie, and the beings trying to destroy the United States are human. At least in a biologic sense.

Mr. Beck always carefully explains that the destruction of America did not begin with Obama, but Obama is merely moving the pieces in what progressives hope is the end game of the America of our Founding Fathers. While much is made of modern literacy rates compared to the past, I contend that the ability to read without the ability to understand, and controlling what people read and hear leaves a people more susceptible to propaganda and brainwashing than a population unable to recite the alphabet. I am regularly brought to the precipice of a technicolor yawn in the face of people that believe reading Time, O, Newsweek, Cosmopolitan, and watching MSNBC legitimizes their claim of being informed. Currently, Mr. Beck is the only celebrity advocating reading materials written by our Founding Fathers, and reading that which those currently in control of this country have written.

As is my custom, when someone presents an opinion or information which concerns me, yet I fear may be accurate, my energies are directed at finding flaws in their argument and Mr. Beck's assessment of what our government has metastasized into, is no exception. I take an approach not unlike the way loan officers used to operate: Try and find a reason not to lend the money, and if you can't, it is okay to make the loan. Since, however, Mr. Beck's case, employs so much information I have long been aware of, and conclusions I have long held, my own lack of ignorance proves an obstacle to the objectivity I normally insist from myself. As much as I have tried however, I've been unable to find infractions in Mr. Beck's deductions, more over, I've been unable to unearth any element of Mr. Beck's arguments that would logically lead anyone to any other conclusions than the ones he has expressed.

The only area I stray from in Mr. Beck's gatherings is his omnipresent optimism. Sadly, I no longer am in possession of a positive outlook for our country and though I feel Mr. Beck's efforts to educate a historically deprived public is the best action taken by anyone hoping to restore America, I fear it is too little too late. I am afraid "THEY FAILED TO SEE THE EVIL BEFORE THEM" will be America's epitaph.